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About KingCOOTIESBELOVED
Hello My Dumplings!
I am beyond grateful for your visits and support!!! As a hypersensitive and intuitive, scribe, artist, creator, Oracle/tarot reader, mystic, shaman, conjurer and mother, it is my explicit intention to uplift, connect with, educate, learn from, inspire, support and heal beautiful, talented, amazing, people, healers, witches, conjurers, tarot readers, herbalists, mediums, astrologers, educators, and empaths with a whole lot of magic, a heap of love and a dash of fun (because I can)! I handcraft different items and I also brew natural spiritual oils, candles and potions for assistance with protection, love, divination, meditation, power, self mastery, and more. I willfully charge each and every spiritual product with beloved intentions, metaphysical energies, and magic.
Please keep in mind I am a divergent and I claim spiritual sovereignty - if you are looking for “traditional” spiritual items, this is not the shop for you. I mean zero disrespect to any religious belief systems or structures at all. I am simply led to create and conjure by my inner guidance, higher self, ancestors, source and intuition. All of my products are designed to be utilized as tools to assist people along their spiritual journey. If you feel the need to add things and customize them to suit your specific intentions - by all means please do!!! I am here for it!!
Ratchet Aunty Ancestor In Training
When I die in 999 years, 9 months, 9 weeks, 3 days, 6 hours, 3 minutes, and 9 seconds from now, and become an Aunty Deity, (see photo) this is how I want yarl motherflowers to make my statue, but, yarl gotta make 2 statues cause I’m a Gemini. Yarl gotta put diamonds all over my altar with psychedelics like shrooms and DMT, blue lotus flowers, gotu kola, lavender, labradorite and amethyst. Diamond headwraps are a must when you send for me, and be prepared to have your body taken for a temporary joy ride if you invoke me by smoking dmt. You ain’t gon be in it for bout 5-6 minutes anyway, don’t worry bout what ima do wit it, you gon get ya lil body byke... If you leave me food offerings I will accept fresh, Non-GMO fruits and veggies, cranberry juice, distilled water, carrot juice, and vegan cheesecake. If you leave me dairy cheesecake I’m gon eat it anyway cause ima be deceased, but ima fart on your pillow after for not following my damn instructions on how to honor my spirit. I don’t do alcohol AT ALL so please, I implore you - don’t send for me while you fuckin wit those “other” spirits or leave liquor on my altar unless you want to end up on some final destination type shit... For those that honor me respectfully and with love, I’m gon bless you with my telepathic number on speed dial unlimited access when you need guidance and me to tussle on your behalf nshit. If you healthy, sexy af and got the goods, feel free to say my name in the mirror and clap 3 times while some Adina Howard plays in the bykeground on my bday and I’ll magically appear to bust you down baybay...
Love,
-KingCootie 💋